This is the story of your life, told in Wizkid GIFs.
Back when you were broke and you used to trek from Ojuelegba
‘Oluwa please pick up!’
But now you’ve hammered so you can do lau-lau
‘Baba God noni.’
When your neighbours complain that your gen is on all night
‘Molowo, molowo noni.’
This you miming 2pac
As a cool kid.
256GB iPhone 7? It’s nothing
‘How much? Four hundred thousand? Small thing!’
And now you have liver to toast your mother’s mate
‘Sexy mama… oya ka jo mama’
You show up to owambes like this
As a big baller.
Eventually you realise that your head is not correct
‘Wait o. What am I doing?’
Then you slow down and start to behave mature